Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
the condom got lost in my hair
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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