Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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