I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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