Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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