He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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