We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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