Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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