But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
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