People with herpes should wear stickers.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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