I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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