well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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