Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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