i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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