What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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