I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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