Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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