we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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