They should really pass out barf bags in church
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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