i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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