You're so nebulous sometimes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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