It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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