He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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