She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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