Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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