I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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