His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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