I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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