Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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