he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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