The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Is it penis luge time yet?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
All the doctor said was why
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
