me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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