But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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