ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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