Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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