Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
