We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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