Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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