im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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