so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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