So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Its about making memories worth repressing
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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