Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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