quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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