I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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