All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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