so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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