After last night, I could never be a politician.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I did not marry a roomba.
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