i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
