plz talk dirty to me
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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