I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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