i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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