I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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