butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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