Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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