But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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