The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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