I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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